A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.
Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.
by Clone394 May 11, 2011
The word that best describes a socially awkward, lugubrious, and unflattering person, animal, or situation.
1) Why is this lemon on the football team? Go back to being awkward somewhere else, nerd.

2) That was such a lemon move man, she will never buy your mix-tape now.
by Swahilliansugar September 25, 2013
It's like saying someone is sour, or like, upset.

Often used in Melbournian circles and other cool groups of people.
Don't talk to that guy, he's pretty lemon.
by Toshibajjjjjjjjjjjj April 28, 2011
in the same vein as using 'apple bottoms' to describe black girls with large asses, the term 'lemon' is used to describe an asian woman with a particularly large ass. the shape and color of lemons makes this term appropriate.

lemons are quite rare, so if you happen upon one, be sure to savor it.
oh shit! a lemon! let's follow her and casually stare at dat ass.
by shak_attack April 07, 2011
A term that discribes any type of new vehicles that needs constant repairs.
Man! I just bought this brand new car & it turns out to be a lemon!!!
by bigg3469 March 23, 2009
1 a fruit
2 a way to describe something thats bitter sweet, like lemonade.
3 a way to describe something that sucks
4 an enduring nickname giving to ones lover
-pass the lemon, I need to zest it.

-It was so lemon, I did get to see the movie, but now I'm broke.

-what the F*** that was so lemon, the movie sucked AND I'm broke.....

-I miss Lemon, I dreamt about him last night =]
by I am Jack's lack of surprise January 12, 2009
east london slang for the cured buds of the cannabis sativa plant.
After contemplating whether it would be worth delving into Killer P's mobile phone to obtain a marijuana-dealer's number, Flowdan and his friend come to this conclusion:

Killer P: It's a lot right now, lemon I can bun, blud
Flow Dan: Lemon season, cuz
by ganjafarmer May 20, 2008

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