a lesbian, female who is sexually attracted to other females. The word lemon is used when discussing such people in front of young children.
(talking to her friend in front of the kid) Janet, i have felt this way for a while...i'm a ...you know, a lemon.'
by cutestop May 12, 2008
A very odd and highly combustible yellow fruit that live gives you, to burn your house down.
-Note- It is not necessary to accept them.
Guy 1 - Hey when life give you lemons you make lemonade right?

Guy 2 - Are you fucking insane?!? Why are accepting something so dangerous? You have to take that from life! Send it back to him make sure he knows who not to fuck with.
by Clone394 May 11, 2011
Something like a camel toe, but smooth
"Good God Lemon!"
"Sorry, I guess I'm not up with the lingo.. but... 'lemon'? Is it something like a camel toe, but smooth? I am completely ignorant, here."
by antagonym May 09, 2015
Basically, to describe a person(s) who is or is known do be a dumb arse or that does dumb shit. Originated from 'Slot Machines' and spinning up Lemons = a shit spin/result etc.
Example 1.
Mate 1 : "Dude, Damo got so drunk last night he spewed all over the floor"

Mate 2: "What a fucking Lemon"

Example 2.

Driving in your car and getting cut off - "Learn to drive you fucking lemon!"
by CaptainND February 17, 2014

A Loser, A Lame, Someone who generally can't get right.

This person generally suffers from intellectual short comings.

A real corny mother fucker with a small jock and halitosis.
That guy is huge Lemon.
by LemonadeRain January 11, 2014
The word that best describes a socially awkward, lugubrious, and unflattering person, animal, or situation.
1) Why is this lemon on the football team? Go back to being awkward somewhere else, nerd.

2) That was such a lemon move man, she will never buy your mix-tape now.
by Swahilliansugar September 25, 2013
It's like saying someone is sour, or like, upset.

Often used in Melbournian circles and other cool groups of people.
Don't talk to that guy, he's pretty lemon.
by Toshibajjjjjjjjjjjj April 28, 2011

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