Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.
by Anonymous May 9, 2003
A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.
by Tim December 24, 2003
I need to lay some cable.
by Big Steve September 5, 2003
Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....
A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...
The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...
The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?
Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable
Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit
Boss - you going to Lay a cable
Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable
Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit
Boss - you going to Lay a cable
Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009
did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?
yeah i think hes in a institution now
lol
yeah i think hes in a institution now
lol
by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 17, 2009
Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.
by dj_derek March 5, 2003