laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003

lay cable

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

I need to lay some cable.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Laying a cable

When you do a big long shit

im now laying a cable

by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008

Laying a cable

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

lay a cable

to take a huge shit

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol

by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009

lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003