Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!
Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the
way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?
Republican: Well, last
time I checked, it is against the
Bible and against the law!
Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last
time you checked?
Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...
Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the
Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!
Republican: (speechless)