5 definitions by JusLar
Republican: It is immoral, and we shouldn't be funding it!
Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?
Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!
Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?
Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...
Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!
Republican: (speechless)
Democrat: It should only be a choice made by that person, not an authority! And by the way, we don't fund it...private donors fund it! What do you have to say about that?
Republican: Well, last time I checked, it is against the Bible and against the law!
Democrat: Oh, really? When WAS the last time you checked?
Republican: Awhile back when I was reading the...
Democrat: Awhile back, huh? Well you know what? What you read before 1973 doesn't matter anymore, because it is in fact NOT against the law, and the Bible holds no authority because of separation of church and state!
Republican: (speechless)
by JusLar April 9, 2011
FACEBOOK CONVERSATION
(Facebook post in response to the Celtics beating the Lakers)
Person 1 Wall Post: "Uh oh Kobe"
Person 2 Response: "Sorry, but I have to give my support to Ray Allen"
Person 1: "what...I said that cuz he lost. rays my boy stupe."
Person 2: "The way you said, it came out like a Gaga statement; could go either way."
(Facebook post in response to the Celtics beating the Lakers)
Person 1 Wall Post: "Uh oh Kobe"
Person 2 Response: "Sorry, but I have to give my support to Ray Allen"
Person 1: "what...I said that cuz he lost. rays my boy stupe."
Person 2: "The way you said, it came out like a Gaga statement; could go either way."
by JusLar June 7, 2010
The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.
by JusLar April 21, 2009
A phone version of the Sony PlayStation Portable (PSP; more specifically, the PSP Go) that is watered down like any other GoPhone. It is expected to be released March 2011.
The Sony PSP GoPhone will offer about 75% of the quality that you would expect on a regular PSP and 50% of what you would expect on a typical current-generation cellphone.
by JusLar February 15, 2011
A portmanteau of the words schizophrenic (somewhat of a misnomer often confused with multiple personality disorder...oh well, close enough!) and celebrity; a celebrity who changes their name on a regular basis or may be known by more than one name at a time, hence leading people to believe that they have multiple personalities. Most celebrities that do this typically have no talent otherwise and want to keep getting media attention.
Examples of a schizolebrity:
"Talented" rapper Sean Combs aka 'Puff Daddy' aka 'P. Diddy' aka 'Diddy'
Another "talented" "rapper" Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. aka 'Lil Wayne' aka 'Weezy' aka 'Lil Tunechi'
"Talented" football player Chad Johnson aka 'Ocho Cinco' (with space) aka 'Chad Ochocinco' (no space)...now wants to be referred to as just Chad Johnson, or his real name, again!
"Talented" rapper Sean Combs aka 'Puff Daddy' aka 'P. Diddy' aka 'Diddy'
Another "talented" "rapper" Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. aka 'Lil Wayne' aka 'Weezy' aka 'Lil Tunechi'
"Talented" football player Chad Johnson aka 'Ocho Cinco' (with space) aka 'Chad Ochocinco' (no space)...now wants to be referred to as just Chad Johnson, or his real name, again!
by JusLar January 30, 2011