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Last Mohican Fedge Wedge 

While watching a bad movie you shove a fedged penis into a butthole and an indian comes out
The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge

Last of the mohican 

The act of defecating on someone's forehead then using the a phallic object to paint war paint on thier face using the excreted feces.
... so for my finishing move on her I pulled out the last of the mohican!

The Last of the Mohicans 

That last piece of poop that just refuses to leave your anus, constantly making you late for important events.
Sorry Boss, I'd of gotten to the meeting sooner but The Last of the Mohicans just wouldn't let go.

Last of the Mohicans 

The last cigarette/joint in a pack. Typically used to decide whether to smoke it or leave it for some more time
Thats the last of the mohicans, but we can get more if you are really that desperate

Last of the Mohicans 

When you are fucking a girl on chemo from behind and her pony tail comes off in your hand.
She was pretty sick but I still fucked her hard. I ended up doing a Last of the Mohicans on her as I came.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026