Last Mohican

When you are about to mount a girl from behind and she is on her period, quickly pull out her tampon and wipe it on each of her cheeks.

She and I were getting real into things when I decided to hop around to the back of her and give make her the Last Mohican.

Last Mohican by Beav November 25, 2003

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Last Mohican Fedge Wedge

While watching a bad movie you shove a fedged penis into a butthole and an indian comes out

The alternative to having babies is to give birth anally to a full grown indian man by using the last mohican fedge wedge

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The act of defecating on someone's forehead then using the a phallic object to paint war paint on thier face using the excreted feces.

... so for my finishing move on her I pulled out the last of the mohican!

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That last piece of poop that just refuses to leave your anus, constantly making you late for important events.

Sorry Boss, I'd of gotten to the meeting sooner but The Last of the Mohicans just wouldn't let go.

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The last cigarette/joint in a pack. Typically used to decide whether to smoke it or leave it for some more time

Thats the last of the mohicans, but we can get more if you are really that desperate

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When you are fucking a girl on chemo from behind and her pony tail comes off in your hand.

She was pretty sick but I still fucked her hard. I ended up doing a Last of the Mohicans on her as I came.

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