by The best lmao December 20, 2016
motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.
The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.
by jainie September 12, 2005
by The Taz January 30, 2019
by D0c May 21, 2008
An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.
There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.
by PMax February 24, 2008
by Mark Cohen September 16, 2003
The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see boy butter, man mayonnaise, hot fish yoghurt, (the battle of) bollock-lava.
When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.
by Dave D Dangerous December 28, 2005