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a fat person, someone who eats a lot, wide-load
my friends lardass girlfriend ate my house.
by Xr4Y October 27, 2004
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lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a Burger King snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other characteristics of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull personality, lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.
Cheryl is such a worthless lard-ass that when her ex-husband was being arrested, all she could think about was getting food from Del Taco.
by Lipgloss Arsonist October 05, 2005
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1. Someone who is fat, lazy or stupid.

2. Someone who eats large amounts of food.

3. Someone who has a fat ass.
Marisa eats so much, she's such a lard-ass!
by MSF69 March 25, 2007
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A person not only of immenseweight, but lazyness to match, one who's exercise consist of darts,and bowling.
Mike Hoffer,Ed Grabinski
by Jer Kremski January 25, 2005
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An extremely fat kid that refuses to go on a diet and stop playing World of Warcraft.
Cries alot when left out of everything.
Hated by everyone because hes a fatass ninja..
"Lardass will never get a group again after we post this on the forums"
"In the name of France I Conquer this bread"
"Hunters deserve melee weapons like rogues"
"Hunters are useful group members"
by Durgenburger June 04, 2005
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That Lard Ass had better watch his weight.
by Lisa November 07, 2003
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Lardass, also known as a "blaire." An extremly overweight fat ass that does not show any sign of losing weigh.
Most lard ass people watch tv.
I watched my lard ass friend, sit on his ass.
by Kay-Rub June 08, 2005
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