lards

The Filipino way to say large

Dat birdie ees soooo lards

by Fobmaster May 8, 2005

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lard-on

When you get aroused at the thought of consuming large amounts of fatty food.

"The sight of that Big Mac is giving me a lard-on"

At a steak house: "Guys, we can't leave until my lard-on goes down"

by Mark n' Rhys August 18, 2010

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Lard on

Used to describe a mans state of arousal when in the presence of a fat bird.

Ben:"Dude! Check out the 20 stoner!
Andrew:"Oh yeah baby, i got a lard on fo sure!"
Ben:"Giggidy giggidy"!
Andrew:"Allll right"!

by Banj December 23, 2004

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lard

Fat, fat people, lazy people who are fat,people who sit on thier ass all day that need to be carried from place to place and hardly move,fat girls who think they are not fat

Stop being such a lardass and get over here
Dude: OMG CHECK THIS LARDASS B*** shes so fat She can't fit through doors
lardass:I'm not fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Eat the darn lard!!!"
"stop being such a pussy you lardass"

by emonkeh December 19, 2005

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Lard

An extreme kind of lazyness. This person will spend hours on the couch burbing and will hate washing. His sleeping quarters or pit are sickening and his feet will stink like a skunk. This person is a disgrace.

That person is a Lard

by Tzveta November 2, 2006

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