Banj's definitions

Phonebox on the estate

Famous landmark found at the entrance to notourious Bedford slum. The phonebox is the main focal point for drug dealers and the 5 0 alike.

"Where you meeting dave?"
"Phonebox on the estate"

by Banj December 20, 2004

i heard that

Used to emphasise the fact that one has heard a piece of information, and whole-heartedly agrees with it.

Guy1:"Damn homey! Need'da get me some poontang tonight!
Guy2:"I heard that!"

by Banj December 20, 2004

bitch please

Used to demonstrate ones apathy at being asked an offensive question.

Hoe:"Are you sure you haven't had enough?"
Baller:"Bitch please!"

by Banj December 20, 2004

Lard on

Used to describe a mans state of arousal when in the presence of a fat bird.

Ben:"Dude! Check out the 20 stoner!
Andrew:"Oh yeah baby, i got a lard on fo sure!"
Ben:"Giggidy giggidy"!
Andrew:"Allll right"!

by Banj December 23, 2004

sex kitten

Usually a young, sweet, cute looking girl, but who ooze's sex appeal and who is most probably a lot less innocent than they look. They are usually very flirty and playful.

Hard to resist!

That girl off that show 'doctors'! You'd know if your saw her!

by Banj December 20, 2004

The Estate

Notorious UK hood, in the east anglian town of Bedford, where drug dealing, gang banging, car alarms going off and ratty looking kids mouthing off are a daily occurence.

Yeah i gotta go meet dave on the estate, he's hookin me up with a ps2 and an eigth.

by Banj December 20, 2004

sex pest

A person who's mind is filled with filth. Will take every opportunity to turn the most innocent of conversations/ situations, into sordid sex fests.

Will be prone to expose themselves.

Al:"Mate, have a butchers at this!"
Ben:"Dude! Seriously! Put the mouse back in the house!"
Nick:"Bloody sex pest!"

by Banj December 20, 2004