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5.
A woman over 18 who dances and slides over your lap for money
Jlo is a Lap Top
by Maverick October 16, 2003
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1.
Mobile porn.
Rumored to be used for school or work...
I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.
by I Love Beer and Boobs April 25, 2007
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2.
A small portable computer used mainly for pornography
i love my laptop, it's mobile porn
by arman patatanyan September 28, 2013
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3.
It's like a mini tv just for porn.
I had a hard day so I went on my laptop and looked up some porn to ease my stress
by AMAG June 15, 2014
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4.
The act of receiving Fellatio aka Getting your knob polished
Man, I was gettin some Laptop the other night by a bad asian bitch
by Dick Hennessy July 16, 2012
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6.
A 21st Century Boom Box
Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop
by Dan the n00b slayer November 19, 2006
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7.
1. The top on the lap.
2. The lap on the top.
The laptop topped off the lap.
by vvlad June 13, 2006
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