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The Ghetto of Vancouver Island. Consisting of stabbings and even sword slashings at the Belmont School. Many people do coke and smoke alot of BC Bud
That is so langford( That is so ghetto)
by BSS November 15, 2006
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A municipality belonging to the larger city of Victoria, British Columbia. The population of Langford is estimated at around 20,000 people.

Once known as 'the dogpatch' of Victoria, Langford has improved its reputation. It is now home to the Bear Mountain Golf Course, as well as many new, luxury houses.

There is one major high school in Langford. The highly overpopulated Belmont Seconday School is situated across from Westshore Town Centre, a mall that plays host to a number of drug dealers and shoplifters.

The demographics of Langford are unavailable, but one could easily gather that the majority of residents are Caucasian. As, few people actually choose to retire in Langford, its population is relatively young (especially compared to community of Oak Bay).

All things considered, Langford still has a pretty poor reputation despite the migration of wealthy, educated minorities to the area.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Langford.
Person 1: Don't people get stabbed at the high school there?
Person 2: Uhhh.. I don't know, but I didn't hear anyone talking about going on a week long heroin bender until I went to Vic High...
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Do you enjoy hard manual labour based trades and UFC fighting???

Then hop in your cavallier or big old lifted pickup truck and come on down to Langford, BC, where the domestic beer is cheap and the woman are even cheaper!!

Move right on in to one the many available mobile homes or "rustic" residences and head on down to the local employment offices. If you like hammering nails, digging holes, or any other form of unskilled mindless labour then Langford has the careers for you!

And on pay day, theres loads of cheap dives around town where you can get your budwiser and bar-fighting fix and if thats not enough, even the Great Canadian Casino is there to take that pesky rent money off your grubby hands!

Ladies, weather your short or really short, fat, or just morbidly obease, Langford is the place for you!!

Get your mullet trimmed at one of many discount salons and spend your day relaxing at one of the many slot machines in the local casino and drink your cares and gorcery money away on cheap liquor served round the clock!! Your kids will be taken care of to! Belmont Secondary is a sprawling sub-par public highschool with only some violent drug crime where your childern can finally earn that pesky grade 10!!

Come enjoy the wonderful lower-middle class lifestyle affordable Langford, BC has to offer!!

Langford BC: where even you can become a valued member of society!!
Hey Earl, wanna head on over to Langford to watch the fights??

Sure Lenny, and on the way we can stop in at the 6 mile and get ourselves a 2-4 of Bud!!
by thepeopleofvictoria February 24, 2010
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The redneck shithole of Vancouver Island. Most single girls are single moms here and will lie about not being from there just to get a boyfriend to take care of their kids.
Belmont highschool is in Langford. Its also where balogh banged Miss. Unger
by belmont_banger January 23, 2007
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Specific to the female gender; refers to getting pregnant shortly after being hired and starting a new job.
Guess what, Roger? ...That new tech I hired to get me through this rough economic period?... She totally pulled a Langford on my ***.
by wordz_r_fun January 15, 2011
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To Completely use up, fuck over , and rip off everyone close to you
I just got Langford by that douche
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