4 definitions by Ziggmanster

Langford

Langford is a city on Vancouver Island, Canada. It is part of the greater Victoria area and is located west of the city. The city is known for ghettos, shoplifters, and rednecks to the south and rich estates to the north; separated by the Trans-Canada Highway. The city is home to Westhills Stadium, the playing grounds for Pacific FC; Vancouver Island's professional soccer team playing in the CPL (Canadian Premier League). Belmont Secondary School, an overcrowded but beautiful looking high school can be found within the city. Overall it's a decent-ish place to grow up, just remember to lock your doors.

"I'm going to be taking the 50 to go visit my friend who lives in Langford."

by Ziggmanster April 17, 2020

Jimmy Kimmel

James Christian Kimmel is a talk show host who is single handedly ruining entertainment on YouTube and TV with his libtardedness. His remaining audience consists of NPCs who have no perception of humor.

Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny, but his show has become painful to watch.

by Ziggmanster June 13, 2020

Golden State Warriors

The Golden State Warriors (GSW) are an NBA team that used to play in Oakland but now plays in San Francisco at Chase Center. They made the finals in five straight years: 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Of those finals appearances, they won in 2015, 2017 and 2018. Part of the reason they were good for so long was the leadership of Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson, Draymond Green and Kevin Durant the snake. As a result of this success, many twelve-year-olds have bandwagoned to the Warriors fan base and have begun worshiping Curry like he's the second coming of Christ. Many fans from around the NBA will tell you that the Warriors are their least favourite team.

Golden State Warriors fan: Our team may suck now, but we won three championships within a span of four years so we're obviously California's team!

Clippers, Kings, and Lakers fans: Okay bud.

by Ziggmanster June 23, 2020

Toronto FC

Toronto's pro soccer (football) team. They compete in the MLS and the Canadian Championship. They play at BMO Field at the exhibition grounds in Toronto, Ontario. The are a member of MLSE. At the time of writing this, they won their first and only MLS cup in 2017 when they defeated the Seattle Sounders. Toronto FC has some of the most passionate fans out of all the North American soccer clubs.

Did you see Toronto FC kick Montreal's candy asses last night?

by Ziggmanster June 6, 2020