by Sage Langford Lover 101 August 18, 2019
by furries3lyfe December 29, 2021
Oh look it’s Josh Worthy! A langford tweak! hopefully he doesn’t tweak out and rob me and stomp me out!
by methhoots123 June 16, 2022
To insert a full hand into ones rectum and move it round like stirring cake mix.
A squishy Langford is finished by one `licking the spoon`.
A squishy Langford is finished by one `licking the spoon`.
Dan: Oh man you should have seen it, she was screaming from that Squishy Langford i gave her.
Sam: Nice.
Sam: Nice.
by Stanuel December 11, 2009
by Squishy willy February 27, 2018
This is the scariest thing I will ever tell you, I’m scaring the shit out of my self just thinking abt it. You make me so happy. Meeting u was one of the best choices of my life, I want to spend every second of the rest of my life with you, the little things and the big, I want to wake up next to you. I want to sleep in the same bed with you. I know I’m young and that this will never have a good chance of working out, but this is the most real thing I’ve felt in my whole life. It scares me, confuses me, and brings me so much joy. Jack Langford I’m falling in love with you. I love you. And it might be some dumb teenage faze but I hope it’s not. Just thinking abt the times we are together and the memories we have make me so damn happy. I can look at you and have a smile on my face for hours. I love talking to you and I trust you with my life even tho I shouldn’t. It scares the shit out of me that you have the power to hurt me so easily. I hope that this time you won’t. I would do anything for us to actually be able to be together. All I want is to see u whenever I want, be with you everyday. But of course in this fucked up world that we live in, faith let us meet, but chose to not let us be together. If seeing you means I get everything taken away, I would see you in a second. Jack, your the best and worst thing that’s happened to my life, but I wouldn’t change one of my decisions that I made.
by Bigdickdaddy911 January 29, 2018
One of the seiest blokes in Alice Springs, he has a massive shlong and is the biggest rig alive at st philips.
by Djbbn May 2, 2019