Lampoonin 

Chillin with a bitch..

Lamp= to chill
+
Poon= pussy
= Lampoon

Dude: Whats good for 2nite?
Me: Idk prolly jus lampoonin as usual

Lampoonin by TTKKJV December 17, 2008

Lamposting 

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.

Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.

Lamposting by c.harris April 18, 2018

Simple Lampoon 

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show

Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

Simple Lampoon by Simple Lampoon March 5, 2013

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 

A movie that is amazing. A classic holiday movie, appropriate for children 12+. Made in the 80s.

Oh my gosh, it finally feels like Christmas. I just watched the funniest Christmas movie EVER, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation by Awesome Possum99 December 13, 2010

lampoon 

A satirical piece of writing which ridicules someone or something.

Some of the most funny writings are lampoons which make fun of people.

lampoon by D-Vo February 4, 2006

National Lampoon 

Humor magazine off shoot of Harvard Lampoon first appeared in April 1970. Petered out in 1975 after many writers left for Saturday Night Live

National Lampoon is a silly magazine who's prime was in 1970-1975
Harvard Lampoon

National Lampoon by DuaneRichardson420 March 22, 2010

Lagooninology 

Lagooninology is an art form and a science. It is the study of Lagoons and all the factors that relate or contribute to an optimal Lagoonin experience. An individual must take classes at an accredited Lagooninology institution in order to obtain expertise in Lagooninology. The size and shape of the Lagoon must always be taken into account when determining a possible location for Lagoonin. The weather as well as the temperature of the water and the air must also always be updated. The depth of the Lagoon is also vital to understand. The direction and speed of the wind is also essential to understand when determining a Lagooninology rating. It is the inalienable right of every Lagooner to have an optimal Lagoonin experience.

Guy 1: Yo lets check the Lagooninology reports before choosing the right Lagoon for Lagoonin.

Guy 2: Yo lets hit up that Crystal Lagoon!! It got good ratings from Lagooninology. And its over 6 acres!!

Guy 3: YEEEAAA!!!

Girl 1: We out here! We Lagoonin!

Lagooninology by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017