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Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.
I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.
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(Noun) One of any number of the offspring of Daniel LaRusso. Used to accurately describe the actions, or lack their of, of a spoiled privileged son or daughter of Daniel and Amanda LaRusso.
(Secondary meaning) Used to accurately describe any person carrying the surname "LaRusso."
I am your substitute teacher for the day... please respond when I call your name:
"Williamson" (here)
"Collins" (here)
"LaPusso" (PRESSENT)
LaPusso by Eagle Fang Karate January 2, 2022
Laust is a big danish guy, he can be a meanie but when it comes to beer, he is the friendliest person you will ever meet. When you meet a Laust, always invite him to a party.
"Hey, have you see Laust?"
"Yeah, he's right there, getting a beer"
laust by krackazzbois January 19, 2018

Lagunatard 

An obnoxiously entitled person who lacks common sense, self-awareness, and a basic understanding of the real world, because they’ve lived in Laguna Beach all their lives and would be unable to survive anywhere else!
” Only a Lagunatard would have the audacity to swing his car door all the way open so that oncoming traffic narrowly misses it!

Lagsturbater 

Jamie was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago, she’s such a lagsturbater.
Lagsturbater by WikiRy February 8, 2019

Peyton Lauseng 

He likes to chew on yummy toaster and sniff socks it gives him the tingles he is about 8 foot tall and weighs 47.9 pounds his brain cells = -36 donkey Kong Joe mamas of of 7
Peyton Lauseng is a wast of space
Peyton Lauseng by Smallpp69 January 9, 2020