Long Term Jumper - When a guy changes his clothes when in a relationship to socially(not for work) rock filthy, boring, plain coloured crew and V-neck: lambs wool, cashmere or cotton jumpers/sweaters to appease the gf/wife. Often paired with Chino's, pastel coloured shirts, boat shoes, scarfs and other generic clothing that lets down man-kind.
'Fiiiiiler, what on earth is that dirty little LTJ doing on you?'
'Have you seen the LTJ on Bino, he is proper under thumb!'
'Look at the LTJ on you, the mrs taken you shopping to GAP has she Wish?
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.