LSU (also known as Louisiana State University) is home to numerous loud and obnoxious coon-ass douchebags. The university was founded and is run by the dodgiest of politicians and criminals that Louisiana could gather and manage to put in suits and shoes. Somehow, the state of Louisiana justifies LSU's existence because the football program is only slightly better than the New Orleans Saints.

What is worse than the shaved apes that LSU calls men, LSU women wear fake fur, tiger-striped coats to football games and look like well-used, truck-stop whores who were dragged down I-10 by their pimps.

LSU is not really a college. It's a place where Louisiana's fanciest white trash send their sons, daughters, and incestuous mistakes to spend 5 to 7 years fucking around, drinking, and learning etiquette such as how not to shit on the lawn and which spork is the proper dinner spork with which to eat their roadkill gumbo.

LSU holds contempt for every other institution in the SEC for the sole reason that every other institution actually manages to educate their students and because none of the other athletics teams in the SEC have to rely on the state penal system for recruits.
Boy, I'm glad I'm not at LSU - the school colors are gay and I really want to avoid working in the fast-food or erotic entertainment industries. Thank God, I'm literate, which is why I'm much better off here at Ole Miss. Hotty Toddy!
by Faulknerswhiskey April 28, 2006
Top Definition
A establishment of higher learning that happens to spawn an abundance of higly cool people of impeccable taste class and intelligence. As far as colleges go, LSU is head and shoulders above the rest of the nation. It defys logic how great this place is. Also, the greatest football program in the country.
LSU won the football game convincigly and then all of the students gathered together and partied because they realized how superior they were compared to their opponent.
by Doombot October 26, 2003
A University in Baton Rouge,Louisiana that is by far the flagship school in Louisiana and better than any other school in the gulf south including alabama and those ole miss assholes.Ole miss is genrally jealous of LSU and everybody can see why.Prooduces very attractive brunettes for some reason.Also known as a great partying school and is climbing the ranks in academics.
LSU is far superior than alabama and Ole Miss in any category.
by cajun-irish guy June 25, 2005
2003 BCS Champions.
All your season are belong to us...
by LSU Tiger April 29, 2004
Winners of the National Championship.
LSU has the crystal trophy, not USC. Mwahahahahahaha!
by LSURocks January 05, 2004
the best college ever!!! and they have the best football team ever!!!!!GEAUX LSU TIGERS!!!!
LSU is AWESOME!!!!!!
by lsu rules June 10, 2004
Best team ever!
LSU rules!
by LSUFan December 25, 2003
The best football team ever.
LSU won, because they kick ass.
by John July 22, 2003
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