LOTFE 

Living On The Fucking Edge

Derived from generic YOLO vocabulary; this acronym was invented to differentiate hardcore users from mainstream deadweight.

Because No-one wants to be heard saying YOLO.

Doing Mainies through town on a miniature pink bicycle yelling "LOTFE!!!"....

Naked...

Wielding swords....

That are ON FIRE.

LOTFE by Harvey Spector October 16, 2012

NBA Lottery 

The practice of a cleat chaser having sex with NBA players with the intention of getting pregnant, possibly to get wifed-up, but at the least to hit up the player for child support, which she will use to support her own lifestyle, rather than the kid's.

Kelli has been smashed by everyone on the Lakers and half the Clippers. She must be tryna hit the NBA Lottery.

NBA Lottery by Bokolis August 25, 2013

coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.

After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.

coinstar lottery by thePhatMan July 7, 2008

Lofted 

Term used to describe the morning after attending a party at a loft and discovering you have been roofied and violated.

That son of a bitch lofted me!

Lofted by Mr JD December 23, 2009

Lotte 

Lotte is a nice, Beautiful and all-around positive girl. She is someone you will always want to keep close to your heart. She comes across sassy and shy at first, but once you really get to know her you will never stop talking. She has gorgeous, lushes, silky hair. Needless to say, she has the best sense of humour and is the smartest girl in town! If you don't already, go get yourself a Lotte. But if you piss her the F*** off just know she won't be talking to you anytime soon.

Guy 1: Who's that stunning girl over there
Guy 2: She's Lotte
Guy 1: A Lotte? Better go shoot my chance with her.

Lotte by Bye_Felecia November 20, 2019

LOFTED HOOF

One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.

commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'

LOFTED HOOF by S.AlexFerguson August 14, 2009

Lofe 

Loser. Of. Fucking. Everything.

That guy Lofe always showing me how to beat life.

Lofe by Nathsters October 20, 2022