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Stands for Like my status
Used in social networks which have status updates that have a like function. Ex. MyYearbook
Status update: bored, if you want me to message you LMS
by FullLockDown October 20, 2011
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Tom: hey guys, wanna play some football today?
Harry: WTF?! NO! LMS!
Sam: HAHA, parred.

"LMS" is commonly used when pissed off with someone or talking to a girl to get her to do sexual acts on you.
by Imafag1 April 04, 2011
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"Lick My Self" common among the dog and cat community as slang on instagram. Grooming pictures are popular on catstagram as a way for female cats and bitches (female dogs) to show of their many nipples.
Whore Cat: OMG #lms #menandmybitches
Male Cat: omg babe ur so hawt
by Fagbitch69 April 19, 2015
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"I let out a ripper fart, only to realise I wasn't alone in the bathroom..."
"LMS!"

Can be used in place of 'LOL', 'LMAO', 'LMFAO' etc
by RockaDee January 08, 2012
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Lauren Millar Syndrome: Pertaining to the non-possession of an ass. A serious case of nass.
Guy#1:Yo check her out, she has absolutely no ass.
Guy#2:Your right, thats an extreme case of L.M.S.
by Chiefmixalot727 January 23, 2007
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last man standing

we use it in modern warfare 2 multiplayer in search and destroy when someone of one team is still alive
player 1: you are the lms try to defiuse the bomb

player 2: i'm near to do it
by TheWaterOfTheMind January 12, 2011
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LMS (Little Masturbation Syndrome) is like PMS for males and sometimes-though rare,- females. LMS is experienced during prolonged absence of masturbation. This can be brought on by: A bet, a girlfriend/boyfriend, or other restrictive factors.

Symptoms include: Short temper, depression, mood swings, cravings for certain foods, and a desire for p0rn.
Dude,this "How long can I go without masturbation" bet sucks... I am LMS'ing so much right now!!!
by Konnr713 February 19, 2008
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