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15.
lms
last man standing

we use it in modern warfare 2 multiplayer in search and destroy when someone of one team is still alive
player 1: you are the lms try to defiuse the bomb

player 2: i'm near to do it
by TheWaterOfTheMind January 12, 2011
 
16.
LMS
Lost My Shit
"I let out a ripper fart, only to realise I wasn't alone in the bathroom..."
"LMS!"

Can be used in place of 'LOL', 'LMAO', 'LMFAO' etc
by RockaDee January 08, 2012
 
17.
LMS
Short for Land Mine System a Militeary Weapon used for killing enemy hostiles who pass by them Also a Killstreak reward In MW3
I just planted a LMS in the Enemys Location
by paulcarrillo226 PvTails December 31, 2011
 
18.
LMS
Lack of Motivation Syndrome -

1. The feeling one gets upon the realization that he or she does not want to complete any additional task for the remainder of the day.

2. The daily chronic behavior of someone that does not want to complete any task given to them by another (either co-worker, boss, or spouse).
I am suffering from a severe case of LMS and do not want to finish these reports for my boss.
My LMS must be kicking in because I do not want to mow the yard.
by Gump2820 September 08, 2010
 
19.
LMS
Lick my Stapler

An acronym commonly used on Facebook implying that if you perform an entertaining yet stupid act for someone, they will do something for you.
LMS and I will say something on your wall that you know isn't true.
by the pie knight August 30, 2011
 
20.
LMS
LMS (Little Masturbation Syndrome) is like PMS for males and sometimes-though rare,- females. LMS is experienced during prolonged absence of masturbation. This can be brought on by: A bet, a girlfriend/boyfriend, or other restrictive factors.

Symptoms include: Short temper, depression, mood swings, cravings for certain foods, and a desire for p0rn.
Dude,this "How long can I go without masturbation" bet sucks... I am LMS'ing so much right now!!!
by Konnr713 February 19, 2008
 
21.
LMS
Lick My Swingers.
A particularly negative rebuke in response to a request for assistance, an opinion or any social act. In inviting someone to perform this unpleasant act an indication of the actual level of contempt being felt can be achieved.
Person 1: "Can you listen to the poem I wrote about my journey through life"
Person 2: "No, but you can LMS"
by Snake82 July 31, 2009