5’8 is a GAY height. If you’re a man and you say you’re 5’8 I’m just gonna automatically assume you’ve sucked dick before - @petworthot on twt
by therealdojacat July 30, 2021
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Used as a way to describe a straight or homosexual person, typically a closeted gay male who’s opinions and views don’t matter.
Dude, did you hear that Jonathan is 5’8?

I knew he was fruity the moment he collaborated with pop star Dua Lipa!
by LobaIsBreedable July 28, 2021
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a GAY height. Any man who says he’s 5’8” is automatically assumed to have sucked dick before.
“how tall are you?”
5’8””
“oh. that’s gay.”
by nothankyougonow July 28, 2021
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The best height for girls by far. They are tall but still shorter than the average man. They are perfect for kissing because they are close to your face. They typically have perfect bodies. Long legs, but not too long, skinny, and nice butts. They typically are confident because they have to learn earlier on to love their height although they aren’t super tall, but usually feel that way growing up.
Damn did you see that girl who just walked by? Her body is perfect she looks about 5’8. 5’8 girls are hot asf.
by xoxo your bitch 😎 September 8, 2019
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the only emotions these females have is anger.it’s really terrifying meeting them irl after you talked to them on discord for literal years.because you’re not used to seeing an ant talk to you.overall cool people.
dude wtf is wrong with that girl? why is she so mad?”
“don’t pay attention she’s just a person below 5’8”
by Sensei- July 22, 2021
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5’8” is a gay height. If you’re a man and you say you’re 5’8” I’m just gonna automatically assume you’ve sucked sick before.
by iinnfinity July 28, 2021
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