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Lick My Swingers.
A particularly negative rebuke in response to a request for assistance, an opinion or any social act. In inviting someone to perform this unpleasant act an indication of the actual level of contempt being felt can be achieved.
Person 1: "Can you listen to the poem I wrote about my journey through life"
Person 2: "No, but you can LMS"
by Snake82 July 31, 2009
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*laugh my shit* a play off of *LLS- laugh like shit*
by mywhey September 23, 2009
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internet slang for "Losing My Shit" as in "I'm so bored I'm losing my mind"- usually said between two friends via gchat during class or work.
friend 1 - LMS
friend 2 - me too
by jayvb44 March 14, 2013
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Short for Loose Meat Sammich, like Mothra Crotch...When a girls pussy is the size of a cannon ball.
Man i went to go fuck this girl last night but she was such an lms i couldn't even touch the walls
by l337b4770u54i November 26, 2004
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Glen told the bitch that stole his trash can to "LMS".
by CommEssary July 14, 2003
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Let me see
Omg! Did you buy the car you told me about? Lms!
by Carlosenriquerg August 07, 2015
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little miss shaven
as in, shaves her pussy so she doesnt have any bush downstairs.
hey holly, are you lms?
hells yeah bitch.
by hilloholly October 17, 2009
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