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L.A. Gaykers 

The L.A. Lakers are the L.A. Gaykers.

If their fatt assholes of a center (Shaq) can call the Sacramento Kings the Sacramento Queens then the Lakers should universally be referred to as the Gaykers.
The Gaykers suck dick.
L.A. Gaykers by universal altruism December 9, 2003

Gay-la-way 

A gay person who denies their gayness or pretends they are not gay. Like, lay away...they are already buying some of it or buying into it but aren't fully invested.
Ex. If you think they're gay, but they deny it. They're a gay-la-way.
Gay-la-way by YourLadyBoss May 1, 2014
The gayest of gays. An LA gay loves fashion, music and entertainment above all other gays. They are usually wannabe actors and dancers *temporarily* bartending, Uber driving and making porn until they are finally discovered for their "talents". Typically shallow, they are always looking for the next best thing and only care about you if your're rich. They also love coke, G, and sun.
Stephen, an LA gay, ditched is boyfriend Jason upon discovering Richard has a BMW and an annual pass to Disneyland.

Brian: Where can I find some coke and G?

Greg: Ask the LA gays in their oversized sunglasses over there.

Mike decided to stop being an LA gay after taking some science and math classes.
LA gay by The gayteacher November 23, 2020

Matsuda-A-La-Gayness 

This is a series is words, put together to describe possibly the most epic phrase in the world.

In the Note anime series, there is a cop named Matsuda, who everyone finds is an uber retarded gay.

See Death Note.
Matsuda is so retarded, in fact, that in a parody, no one knows his real name, for they all called him 'Gay Tard' for so long that his name is forgotten.

He has no friends, he likes Kira, and no one likes him. No one really even knows how he made it to the Task Force, much less got a gun. Think he's a pretty decent guy still?
Oh my God, now that's just a Matsuda-A-La-Gayness act right there!
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026