lork

To be assisted by a female in the act of self-pleasure. After the act, the couple goes to a McDonald's where the female orders McFluries(see McFluries). Frequently, the two have never spoken. Traditionally, it occurs during the Lenten season. A regional custom of Shrinetown, Louisiana.

Man 1: So, me and this girl were totally lorking last night!
Man 2: So you missed Law and Order!
Man 1: SVU!?!?
Man 2: Man, I wish I could lork with Mariska Hargitay.
Man 1: AHHHHHHHHH!I would lork with her all night long, until the McFluries got soft, if you know what I'm sayin'!

by Mark Elizabeth Lorker March 7, 2009

lork

half loser and half dork

That guy is a lork!
You are a lork!

by More Beeker April 28, 2007

lorks

A very mild exclamation for use in polite company. The fuller version is "Lorks a lordy" if you have a need for a more vernacular expression.

"Lorks a Lordy! My bottom's on fire!"

***Courtesy of "The Young One's"***

by Flatster October 28, 2005

lorke

1. to strongly like some thing.
2. to really really like something, (yet not love it.)

I really lorke these shoes, and I love my children and wife.

by Megajohn December 18, 2010

Lorking

The act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!"

Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?"

Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"

Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."

by xxNixonxx June 13, 2014

Lork

A lork is a unnatural half breed of a dork and a loser which intertwine to make the radtastic being of a lork. can also be called a dern.

lork'i·ness n., lork'y adj. lork lord n.,

"What a lork."
"Ohmyygoshhh, that kiddo over there is like such an uber lork"

by kiddonamedsarah February 22, 2009

lork on the clorf

In a game of Natural-Selection a Lork on the Clorf means a Lerk on the cliff. A mapping flaw was used for the aliens advantage. He uses spores to spore marine spawn and spike the marines resource tower.

"OH NOS CORNMANDER WE GOT A LORK ON THE CLORF GIVE US SOME TURRENTS!!!111one"

by crack January 6, 2004