Kviten 

A person who is totally useless in society, works at a large retail store, and is a total flake.

"Hey, looks like all my friends pulled a Kviten and didn't text me back."

Kviten by Tiger Fur November 24, 2011

Kitening 

When lightning hits a kite

Benjamin Franklin engaged in the first known instance of intentional kitening.

Kitening by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

KviteKrist

"Kvitekrist" is an old norwegian name for Jesus Christ, directly translated, white christ.
In a time where the colour white was linked to purity, it was meant to separate the christian faith from the supposedly evil teachings of norse mythology.
Now, many people find that ironic and mildly amusing, seeing as how Norway was christened. Farmers were dragged to their sheds, heads placed on the chopping block. They were then given the choice between accepting christ or getting a swift chop from the sword.

Kvitekrist replaced Odin by ways of murder and mayhem.

KviteKrist by Willy André Bergstrøm June 11, 2006

kaiten 

A small mammal that can be trained discipline under exceptional circumstances, but is often needlessly aggressive. They have been documented performing various animal calls and walking on their front paws.

"Hey look! Is that a Kaiten?"
"Oh yeh it is, do you think it knows any tricks?"

"Hey look! Is that a Kaiten?"
"Oh yeh it is, do you think it knows any tricks?"

kaiten by UncleIroh July 12, 2014

Kaitenan 

Kaitenan is a girls name. She is always good at netball and piano. She most of the time gets good grades. She is not good at running. She is trustworthy. Hates being left out. She always has a crush. Kaitenan means ocean and a type of bomb.

"OMG, Its Kaitenan, I need to tell her something"

Kaitenan by Noimiasd March 27, 2022

KviteKrist

Mad mad mad Guy, also he eats people.

Dude, KviteKrist owns you!

KviteKrist by Disco Stu January 6, 2003

Kitenge 

Kitenge is a rare soul, a being that has traversed many galaxies and through all of eternity to repeatedly experience the human condition and further understand it. He has so much love it is overwhelming, his heart is bigger than the sun. He is tall and gorgeous but always unaware of it. He likes to reinvent himself and everything he does is in aid of changing the world for the better. He can be stubborn and unable to see beyond his own spectacles. When he loves you without resistance you will never know a love so vast. When he chooses to hurt you, he hurts you blindly and with force, because it hurts him to hurt and he would rather defend his honour than nurture your wound. There is truly no other being as close to God as Kitenge. Worthy of having his name tattooed to your heart. The most beautiful birthmark…

Why be a God when you can be Kitenge

Kitenge by Lilith7777 November 22, 2021