The manly art of not answering or replying to ones personal and/or group chat messages. A hard ignore in the face of many attempts to reach a person.
“My homie ordered needles from Japan & said they would be here in two days, needles to say I got Kurted “
“God damnit Mike is on a good one, he just Kurted you good. “
“Marty always gets Kurted.”
“Kurt must be back at Kurntchella again this weekend because you sir just got Kurted hard”
“God damnit Mike is on a good one, he just Kurted you good. “
“Marty always gets Kurted.”
“Kurt must be back at Kurntchella again this weekend because you sir just got Kurted hard”
by Dev From Above May 11, 2019
Kurting is the act of cumming and farting simultaneously. Can be used as Kurt/Kurted/Kurting also can be spelled Curt/Curted/Curting.
by Kurt's Best Friend January 30, 2011
A Tubby Guy. With Many Jelly Rolls. But Each jelly roll is filled with love and caring emotions. A great friend who has a bad attitude. Loves hard metal and weird bullshit.
by Septipewdiplier October 27, 2016
The most amazing boy ever, and the greatest boyfriend. Everything about him is so right((but only for Christina ;D)) He seems like a simple guy at first, but he is so much more. He's also not like those other pussy-crazy assholes out there, he is a decent kid. His crazy-ass girlfriend loves him more than anything, and he has become one of the most important peoples in her life. What can I say? He's just simply perfect for her in his own special way :D
by chrissssstina May 20, 2008
A very sexy man with a very large penis even when not hard and the ladies are in love with him ( big in the pants )
kurt rogers
by ToxicBunnyMan5 July 7, 2011
He can seem overcritical at first, but you have to look past that. Kurt is an amazing guy with a big heart. He can be forgetful sometimes, but he remembers things about you that might seem insignificant, like your favorite snack.
Kurt is a musician in every sense of the word. The man sings and plays saxophone. How much cooler can you get?
A Kurt is the type of guy that looks really good in suits and just always looks good in general.
Kurt is very tall, making it easy for his short girlfriend to hug him and bury her face in his chest. This man gives amazing hugs.
Above all else, you won't find a more honest guy out there. Sometimes the truth hurts, but he is always happy and positive about it even in the presence of negative people.
If you find a Kurt, never let him go.
Kurt is a musician in every sense of the word. The man sings and plays saxophone. How much cooler can you get?
A Kurt is the type of guy that looks really good in suits and just always looks good in general.
Kurt is very tall, making it easy for his short girlfriend to hug him and bury her face in his chest. This man gives amazing hugs.
Above all else, you won't find a more honest guy out there. Sometimes the truth hurts, but he is always happy and positive about it even in the presence of negative people.
If you find a Kurt, never let him go.
Person: Woah that guy is so cool!!! He's really tall and handsome too omg
Me: Oh yeah. He's definitely a Kurt!
Me: Oh yeah. He's definitely a Kurt!
by TPLolly October 16, 2019
He was never going to win because he's been kurting through the whole event.
You can't succeed if you keep kurting in performance.
Kurting or backsliding through the race won't get you the checkers.
You can't succeed if you keep kurting in performance.
Kurting or backsliding through the race won't get you the checkers.
by alpinedigital January 12, 2011