Promotional cardboard stand-up of Chad Knaus. It's design is to accommodate a the edge of a doorway or display stand so that Chad appears to be peaking out from behind it. Many have been signed for fans and used as prizes for promotional contests.
I went to Lowe's for some supplies and what did I see but Half-Chad peeking around the corner!
I'm so pumped; The Half-Chad I won on Twitter arrived in the mail today!
A huge hit song by Avril Lavigne, so good in fact that pathetically raised infantile assholes are jealously announcing their hatred for her instead of silently envying her because she has a more fulfilling life than they have.
Everytime they hear Avril's song Sk8er Boi, it reminds them of what a loser they are so they resort to talking shit.
With all the money earned from the song Sk8er Boi, Avril can actually pay people to care what stupid people think about her.