Kratzer

Basically anything God-Like or just straight up amazing.

Person 1: So what did you think of Call of Duty: World at War?
Person 2: It was good, but not as good as CoD4. That game was Kratzer!

by A Large Panda May 2, 2010

Kratzer Effect

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution

"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."

by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023

Kratzer

Someone who is homophobic but secretly extremely gay

Guy 1: Josh over there keeps calling me a fag.
Guy 2: Josh? He's such a Kratzer. I heard he sucks guys off through glory holes because he's ashamed.

by Novato August 31, 2021