| 1. | Jizzlenut Sweatsuit | ||
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A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions. Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?
Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies! |
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| 2. | geranimal | ||
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-When one dresses in a monochromatic fashion from head to toe.
-there is also such thing as a patterned geranimal, like when someone wears a printed sweatsuit -When a geranimal is spotted, it is customary to punch the person next to you and shout "GERANIMAL!" girl 1: Oh My god,that girl looks like a stick of gum...pink geranimal!
girl 2: Wow, you're right, pink sweater, pink pants, pink tanktop...certified geranimal! |
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| 3. | Thompson Tuxedo | ||
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A gray sweatshirt, coupled with a pair of gray sweatpants, worn in conjuntion with white tube socks, bunched up at the ankle, and some dirty tennis shoes. This gray sweatsuit is suitbable attire for any events, and is extremely comfortable. Great accessories for this "tux" include firy red hair and a standard issue Loras laptop case, stuffed to the brim with workout clothes and a hodge podge of papers. "hey buddy, you rockin' the Thompson Tuxedo?"
"wait... what?" "Yeah man, look, your wearing a gray sweatsuit" " aw shit... yer right, ill go change" |
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| 4. | Cranksuit | ||
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A sweatsuit that is worn by Ed Crankshaft. Actually, it is made of his everyday clothes which include the following: red jacket, white dress shirt, black pants, white socks, and often black oxfords, but also sometimes white sneakers. The sneaker version was most recently worn the other day. Its a great outfit for everyday wear but also for exercise as well. Take it from a former Mudhen, if you want great clothes wear when the workout bug shoots, grab a Cranksuit, its a hoot! Ed: Whoa, its a great day for a workout! I'd better get my Cranksuit on.
Pam: You wear your Cranksuit all the time. What's so special about working out in it? Ed: Well, all you have to do is add sneakers and it goes into a sweatsuit. I love this baby! (bends over and touches his toes) Mac: Hey, you two, what's up? I saw you exercising and I wanted to join in the fun. Look, I got my Mudhens on! Ed: (still stretching himself) Sure, you don't have to have a Cranksuit. Is that one of my old Mudhen suits? Mac: Yeah, I snuck into your house and grabbed one out of your closet. I hope you don't care. Ed: Yeah, whether you have a Cranksuit or not its a great day to stretch! First one to the hot dog stand is a dirty Mudhen! Pam: (starts laughing) Dad, you're gonna get it! Watch out! (she starts jogging after him) You dirty bird! Mac: Now, now, now. Don't say that. I love him! He looks good in his Cranksuit. Ed: Whew, what a workout! How about some hot dogs? My treat. |
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| 5. | raincloud | ||
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Someone that is wearing all gray clothing (usually a sweatsuit) and resembles a raincloud. Look at that gigantic raincloud over there wearing his basketball sweatsuit!
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| 6. | negritude | ||
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having a severe desire to be of the negro persuasion His negritude was greatly expressed by his bling bling and his Karl Kani sweatsuit
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| 7. | pimpette | ||
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A lady P.I.M.P look at the girl walkin down the street wit that velour sweatsuit don't she look like pimpette
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