A man with a great sense of crude humor who is friends with everyone. You can't walk down the street without seeing him being followed by a crowd of attractive women. His face is secretly carved into Mount Rushmore and he loves to go to the jacuzzi and smoking hookah.
by haldenzguard August 12, 2010
A chess piece resembling a horse head that can only move in an "L" pattern. It can also be used as an extremely odd shaped butt-plug.
by Father May 18, 2006
Person 1- Ey this homies writing is pretty down but it could be better.
Person 2 Yeah he's a knight still...
Person 2 Yeah he's a knight still...
by NOS417BOMBIT October 20, 2010
Putting a girl down on 1 knee, like she is to be knighted by a king or queen. proceed to slap her in the face repeatedly with your dick, until you finally ejaculate on her face.
"Man last night i was with this fine chick right, and she was on her knees, so i knighted that bitch!"
"this bitch was sucking my dick, but wouldn't shut up! so i knighted that bitch. she learned her lesson"
"this bitch was sucking my dick, but wouldn't shut up! so i knighted that bitch. she learned her lesson"
by brent mike and jesse April 30, 2008
Facing your partner, with them on their knees, place one's penis on one shoulder shoulder then the other, in a manner akin to a king knighting a squire.
by Dr. Dre-chuck August 14, 2009
the act or process of honoring a page or servant by placing the erect penis from ear to top of head to ear while the servant or page is in the subdued position of being on the knees
"Sire, I just finished knighting your chamber maid because she cleaned my chamber pot most spectacularly"
"Oh to be Sir Galahad's Flesh Knightee!"
"Oh to be Sir Galahad's Flesh Knightee!"
by Melosh1246 March 1, 2009
Victorian1: How much for your bicycle?
Vancouverite: $15.
Victorian1: Shrike - are you serious? Here. Take Knight.
Vancouverite: OK.
Victorian2: Crow. Nice swap. Grats.
Victorian1: Yea. That guy's a prop.
Vancouverite: $15.
Victorian1: Shrike - are you serious? Here. Take Knight.
Vancouverite: OK.
Victorian2: Crow. Nice swap. Grats.
Victorian1: Yea. That guy's a prop.
by anomalousvikingninja September 1, 2009