Klinck

A Fat Motherfucker That needs to lose weight

Fucking Fat boy

Klinck by Raychell February 18, 2007

klickage 

distance in kilometers a vehicle travels per liter of fuel. Used in same fashion as milage.

what is the highway klickage of that car?

klickage by Mark p west December 22, 2010

pj klinker 

(noun) a poop that falls out of one's pajama leg

Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.

pj klinker by whatta dame September 4, 2010

klick

Military talk for kilometer, it is properly spelled "klick" not "click".

Enemy combatants spotted up north, I estimate around 25 klicks away.

klick by Jassim the Great August 9, 2009

klick

Klick is a common military term meaning kilometer when referring to distance. Its use became popular among US soldiers in Vietnam during the 1960s, although veterans of the war recall its usage as early as the 1950s. The term is of unknown origin. It is likely to be an example of condensed pronunciation or contraction of the term kilometer, although other theories exist.

We're about 2 klicks south of your position.

klick by emorog October 16, 2008

klink 

jail. derived from the sound cell doors use to make.

i got drunk and pissed all over the sidewalk and a cop arrested me and threw me in the klink

klink by swedgin September 11, 2009

Klinkhammered 

Drinking quickly like a German to get intoxicated. The act of getting drunk, sloshed, or plowed. Intoxicated

Adam wants to let loose and get Klinkhammered this weekend

Klinkhammered by KlinkxHammer October 10, 2010