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A form of illusory government whereby a small percentage of the population govern a heard of willing morons while both enslaving them and pilfering the fruits of their labor as to enrich themselves all the while convincing their victims (the citizenry) indefinitely, of the wonder and joy of being penetrated from behind without lubrication.
The United States Of Unconsciousness

"Hipsters and bankers, priests and surgeons, welder, waiter and square, all Americans have their Kleptoplutacratic keepers to thank for their somnambulism."
by choggie February 12, 2013
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