Klae
Klae by JuliefreakingAnn! July 24, 2010
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Klae
The lizard king of elephants in fugi. Eats tassles and polyester. Ran for pope in 1978 and attemped to bend a brick. Married to Florence the toenail and has 3 kids, Agnes, Albert, and Fregley. Works as a cattail inspector and his house is made out of jello. He is also a male hooker. He likes to ride his wife to Walmart to get condoms every Tuesday.
Klae by smooshywooshey August 23, 2010
Klaene
1. A female that tend to stare at you whenever they make contact with you, when at the same time they tell there friends how much she cant' stand you.
2. A female that teases other guys for fun and makes them think that they are absolutely obsessed with them.
3. A female that likes to ignore phone calls and tells friends rude stories and comments about you. Afraid to talk to your face on what there opinions are about you.
4. Amazing looking female that you think you can get with, but is almost impossible to happen.
2. A female that teases other guys for fun and makes them think that they are absolutely obsessed with them.
3. A female that likes to ignore phone calls and tells friends rude stories and comments about you. Afraid to talk to your face on what there opinions are about you.
4. Amazing looking female that you think you can get with, but is almost impossible to happen.
Klaene by Silent Killa November 12, 2008
Klaes
Klaes is a very clever, sexy, good-looking, innovative and sweet mastermind, who desires to conquer the world. He's liberal and is also atheist.
He's very tall and have the sweetest and naughtiest smile.
He's typically together with his family, best friend or girlfriend, otherwise he's waiting.
He enjoys food; bacon, sushi, roast, mayonnaise among others.
He's very tall and have the sweetest and naughtiest smile.
He's typically together with his family, best friend or girlfriend, otherwise he's waiting.
He enjoys food; bacon, sushi, roast, mayonnaise among others.
Klaes by Klaes' girlfriend February 4, 2010
Klaenex
Easily confused with the tissue brand. But do not let them fool you. They are actually a sentient tissue box. A sentient tissue box that controls the government. A tissue box that controls the government and is an alien. From space. A sentient tissue box that controls the government that is also an alien, from space.
“Have you been in contact with a Klaenex? If so, please go home and quarantine yourself for over six days.”