Short Def : Excuse. Being lied to. Being strung along. Similar to how a mob / enemy gets done in video gaming especially by a ranged attacker

Long Def : When you are told one thing, plan or promise and when the time for that is due you have the process repeated, usually in an exponential and sometimes patronizing, manner. Very common with drug dealers, users ( both mentally abusive towards others, and chemical users such as addicts ). Particularly insulting when you've recently dealt with the same person and kept your word to them.
Charles : "Man, Johnny said he would pay me back a month ago but he keeps giving me excuses every time!"
Joe : "Yeah bro, you're gettin' kited on that if you ask me!"
by VAAM the Anomaly February 11, 2019
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An mispronounced, anti-semetic term for the word kike aimed at degrading jews. Used in the movie Porky's and in the classic television show All in the Family by Archie Bunker.
"Porky's"
Tim: Anybody wanna go fly a kite with me tonight? I hear it's great weather for flying KITES! I wonder if there's any KITES around here we can fly!

Brian Schwartz: Hey listen, Cavanaugh. It's not kite, it's KIKE! K-I-K-E, "kike." You know, you're too stupid to even be a good bigot!
by mr.pimpshit November 28, 2006
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when you have a thin string of spit hanging from your mouth, blowing in the wind. tipically happens at the beech or on a windy day.
woah britt, watch yourself. you've got a kite!
by tinkleface December 20, 2006
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verb. to give lots of hugs and kisses and flirt with someone till they feel as high as a kite
person 1: did you hear what ella did to marco?
person 2: no what did she do?
person 1: she kited him
person 2: oh that marco is a lucky man
by Finky_father_figure April 21, 2019
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to be reported, snitched on (usually falsely). Give C.O. a small piece of paper that gives a brief description of the inmate (name), and accusation so the inmate gets transferred to another cell block.
He was causing trouble on the cell block in jail so we kited the inmate to a guard.
by whoamI2013 June 10, 2013
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v. n. A spy, a mole, undercover, infiltrator.., an individual hired to preform a service against an organization, sometimes may be referred to as a snitch.,
Metaphorical of how a kite can reach certain distances much easier than the one holding the string
Don't trust him, he's a kite...
Sent the kytes in with the chirp...
I kite for a living...
They planned a terrorist attack, but their was a kite in their organization.
The police hired a crackhead to be a kite in the crackfactory(New J City)
by SagedaKing December 7, 2009
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