porky’s baby 

A baby who was conceived during or after the movie porky’s .
Someone that was born 9 to 18 months after the movie porky’s was released.

“When was mike born?” said Katy

“On March 3 of 1983” said Lisa
“Oh he’s a porky’s baby” said Katy

porky’s baby by carlos_spicy_wiener December 17, 2014

Porky's Butthole 

An alternative name for Beavis and Butthead. Comes from a phone call in the 1990s where a man complained to Mike Judge about Beavis and Butthead. He couldn't remember the show's name so he called it Porky's Butthole.

Did you watch Porky's Butthole last night? It sucked

Porky's Butthole by Hunter of Beasts September 2, 2025

Reverse Porky's 

It's a 597 (not to be confused with a dogfighting ring.)

What in the reverse Porky's is going on here?

Reverse Porky's by Apeclownpuncher December 4, 2009

Reverse Porky's 

An instance were a or a group of females are in a position where a man or group of men are normally found.

What in the reverse porky's is going in on here? We have a 597 going on in the office. No not a dog fighting ring.

Reverse Porky's by suirtemedb April 25, 2011

Parky's Pub

A place behind the Wessagusset Parking lot that us guys from O'Sullivan park used to drink. It is still there but buried.

Man we got wrecked at Parky's Pub that night.

Parky's Pub by Bob Gruszka May 2, 2009

Pork Scotch's Cone

A cone wrongly stolen by Pork Scotch that he once used to keep a space for his small white van outside his house while he went out in it because he thinks he is important because he's a security guard (EVEN more important than Shit Stained Schumachers you know). Because he had no right to do it, I moved it so that a car would park there. When he got back the look of shock on the ugly bastards face was phenomenal when he saw that a car had parked there. With a usual grumpy look on his face, he moved it onto the front of the house. He works from 6pm to 6am so at 10 we put it in a bin bag and took it onto another road an left it on the back of a Maltby lorry. In the morning, he was looking all over the place for his beloved cone with a mad look of disbelief. Looks like he'll never see his cone again. Poor Porky!

SWYTHEERBRIDGE: Whats that orange thing on the back of the Maltby lorry?

MONK AND DAD: That's Pork Scotch's Cone.

Pork Scotch's Cone by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 4, 2009

Pork Scotch's 'Girlfriend' 

A manly, wrinkly woman that is the 'girlfriend of Pork Scotch. She has rabbit teeth and is as ugly and manly as Pork Scotch himself. She has a spac grandson and wears old bagish clothes that shit stained schumachers would wear. By going out with her, this proves Pork Scotch's Homosexuality.

Ugghhh! Look, it's Pork Scotch's 'girlfriend'. I hate her! UGLY Bitch!!! Eating garlic bread at the green plastic table with Porky doing his famous drunken dance.

Pork Scotch's 'Girlfriend' by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009