by Nate October 13, 2004
When a man and a woman have a Primarily Serious, Exclusive, Long-term relationship, on the low. They talk on the phone and text often. They see each-other as time permits. How-ever, they choose not to profess their feelings for each-other publicly, because one or both of them, aren't just any-body.
It could be because of Age differences, Religious orientation un-acceptance, Media exposure which might impact ones famous reputation in a negative way, Family un-acceptance, Life-style incompatibility (long hours, too busy), or neither one of them wants a live-together type relationship, etc.
But, she cares a whole lot about this man, and he is her One and Only Squeeze, right now. He is Special. In her eyes, and heart, he isn't "just any-body".
It could be because of Age differences, Religious orientation un-acceptance, Media exposure which might impact ones famous reputation in a negative way, Family un-acceptance, Life-style incompatibility (long hours, too busy), or neither one of them wants a live-together type relationship, etc.
But, she cares a whole lot about this man, and he is her One and Only Squeeze, right now. He is Special. In her eyes, and heart, he isn't "just any-body".
I've got some free time right now, and there's nothing more that I want to do, than to spend some quality time, with my "King Fuck-buddy".
MDT 07161948
MDT 07161948
by Queen Fuck Buddy May 21, 2014
by EA in ur Ass :D October 6, 2019
An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.
Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.
White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…
White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!
White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…
White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!
by gelf February 21, 2009
noun
1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
1. a: when describing one's self, it is the highest ranking preeminent position over the tallest mountain known to mankind, Fuck Mountain. It certifies one's status and/or authority as being top notch and above all others.
b. when describing another individual, it is a derogatory term to describe the highest ranking preeminent position over a worthless imaginary mountain that no one else gives a fuck about except said individual, Fuck Mountain. It certifies said individual's status and/or authority as being pompous, somewhat obnoxious, and disingenuous.
EXAMPLE A:
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
Carl: "Dude, you play disc golf like a fagbot."
Roy: "You can't talk to me like that; I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
EXAMPLE B:
Henry: "I just demolished this lame at air hockey, like a sir."
Merle: "Eat a bag of gorilla dicks; no one cares, King Shit of Fuck Mountain."
by HONKYSAUCE September 9, 2013
by HarryCaStle July 4, 2016
A term originally coined by comedian Chad Daniels; someone who is "King-Shit of Fuck Mountain" believes they are the most important person in the world. It's pretty much anyone who is extremely cocky.
by GrabStick Mykofsky August 28, 2017