Kentucky driftwood

When your sister, who is also your cousin, wants to be pegged on the Kentucky riverbanks, but the tide rises too high before you can finish

Dad: Son, can you go milk the goats?
Son: Sorry Dad, Bertha Mae was asking for some Kentucky Driftwood and low tide started two hours ago!
Dad: Well do what you gotta and be back before sunset.

by Obelisk477 July 3, 2021

Kentucky Driftwood

When you take a shit on the bottom of a body of water and try to race your turd(s) to the top.

Marc Murphy somehow pulled off a successful Kentucky Driftwood. Classic.

by lifeafterlove August 20, 2022