1 definition by Obelisk477
When your sister, who is also your cousin, wants to be pegged on the Kentucky riverbanks, but the tide rises too high before you can finish
Dad: Son, can you go milk the goats?
Son: Sorry Dad, Bertha Mae was asking for some Kentucky Driftwood and low tide started two hours ago!
Dad: Well do what you gotta and be back before sunset.
Son: Sorry Dad, Bertha Mae was asking for some Kentucky Driftwood and low tide started two hours ago!
Dad: Well do what you gotta and be back before sunset.
by Obelisk477 July 3, 2021