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To hide or smuggle items in ones anus
Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security
by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009
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To inject drugs up your or someone else's rectum. Also known as a booty bump. See crystal meth.
Adam came down with a nasty sore in his ass from keistering too much meth all weekend.
by sonomachris September 18, 2006
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