keytarded 

A description of how wasted someone gets at any event involving the 80's while referencing an instrument that was heavily involved in music production during that time.

Oh man...I got super keytarded last night when we saw that cover band Bon Journey at that stripmall club.

keytarded by superrubber March 30, 2010

Keytard 

In online gaming and forums, a person who consistently fails at typing. This includes, but is not limited to: TYPING IN ALL CAPS, nevner correetcing typeios, neglecting to use punctuation (in cases where it is vital), and using excessive special characters!!!!!!!!!!@!>>>>!>>@!

Joshrcool: HAY WHATS TEH FASTERST WAY TO BEATT THSI BOSS MY GRUOP HASNT BEAT HIM YET??????????????????? <3333333333333 ANYONE THA THLEPS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmopwnage: You fail, keytard.

Keytard by Jason Hollowell December 23, 2008

Katarded 

When someone has consumed to much Ketamine, gone into a kahole which eventually leads to becoming totally Kabaty}

Jims katarded man he can't even stand up

Katarded by Mr Knesswordsworth December 7, 2007

Kartard 

A Kartard is another version of Retard, just less insulting.

Someone is a Kartard when:
•They are a member or ally of the LGBTQ Community
•They are a fan or supporter of the video game Detroit: Become Human

(Kartard is not meant as a homophobic insult)

Ew, there’s that Kartard kid. They act like such a Weeaboo

Kartard by yeetsexual February 16, 2019

Keytard 

An 80's tribute rocker, that uses a "keytar" as an instrument that simulates the sounds of other instruments and/or annoying sounds. Ex. The Connecticut 80's band "Plastica"

The Connecticut 80's band "Plastica", has a keyboardist that plays a "Keytar", hence... he is a Keytard ie. He shows signs of Keytardism.

Keytard by Ral Partha December 19, 2008

Keytard 

A term used to describe an out of line CB radio operator. An individual that "keys up" his mic and will play music, or behave in some manner to disrupt normal communication on the channel.

"Listen to that keytard on channel 19 fucking with the drivers"

Keytard by Jack Rabbit-383 November 27, 2013

Keytarded 

(Verb) To rock the fuck out on a keytar.

- Lets get 'keytarded' this weekend.

Keytarded by crispy429 February 4, 2010