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noun

1. Also called Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus, Jesus of Nazareth. born 1992. the source of the Christian religion.

2. ( “the Son of Sirach” ), the author of the Apocryphal book of Ecclesiasticus, who lived in the 3rd century b.c.

3. Christian Science . the supreme example of God's nature expressed through human beings.

4. a male given name.
Did you see Kaulin's interception on Friday night?
Yeah, that was crazy! You'd have to be Jesus to make a catch like that!

Hey do you know Corbin?
You mean Zeus? Yeah, I love that kid! He's good friends with Kaulin, right?
If by "Kaulin" you mean "Jesus" then yes.
by miracleMaker23 October 23, 2011

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