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Karenitis 

A disease that causes middle aged entitled women to behave like animals when they don’t get their way. If met with resistance from people, the Karenitis will start to develop. Symptoms include dramatic outburst, arguing with strangers about random things that don’t concern them, and asking to speak to ones manager. May also include threats of suing or calling the police. A lifelong virus that can only be cured by public exposure and losing her job.
‘’That crazy older woman has the Karenitis! That is why she blows up in public over things that are none of her business’’
Karenitis by Jane D’oh! July 23, 2020
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Necrotizing Karenitis 

An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.

Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing

Calling cops on black folks for existing
Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.

Karencita 

A beautiful woman inside and out. She is hard working and dedicated to succeed and reach her goals. She has gone through things that have helped make her stronger. She gets attention and is wanted by many men, however, she fails to realize the one person that cares and loves her the most.
Nobody messes with Karencita!
Karencita by HDZ NAVA January 11, 2013

karkitty 

Karkat vantas from the webcomic homestuck. Karkitty is a pet name nepeta uses for him.
Karkitty

karengitis 

Unlike laryngitis when the voice is lost, weak, or irritated, Karen has her voice, it's loud, and irritates everyone else.

Also, the inability of stupid women to shut the fuck up, even when nobody cares.
That lady in the bank was having the worst case of karengitis towards the clerk that I feel embarrassed for her kids.

My wife nags me so much it's like she has karengitis.
karengitis by Kavakahn December 7, 2022

Karenette 

Noun. A young Karen in training to be an actual Karen.
In other news a 21 year old Karenette was arrested for drunk driving. What’s a Karenette? A young Karen in training to be an actual Karen.
Karenette by B-rizzle May 7, 2023

Karenist 

A woman who murders the manager because they regret being an innocent citizen and they believe managers are racist.
A Karenist is convicted to one second in prison.
YAY!!!!! WE ALL HAPPY!
Karenist by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021