11 definitions by Polyester.Specter
by Polyester.Specter May 21, 2020
It's a portmanteau of the words condiment and nom.
More noms can be added to stress the deliciousness of condiment/food combination.
More noms can be added to stress the deliciousness of condiment/food combination.
Ketchup and mustard are the perfect condinoms for bacon wrapped hot dogs.
OMG mayo on a burger is so condinomnomnomnom!
OMG mayo on a burger is so condinomnomnomnom!
by Polyester.Specter January 9, 2011
1. When white folks try to tell people of color how to behave.
2. When other white folks need to step in to manage their own.
2. When other white folks need to step in to manage their own.
1. Susan: "You have to be polite to the police if they pull you over."
Taneisha: " Did you just whitecromanage me Susan?!"
2. Jimothy is mouthing off again about how slavery was beneficial to African Americans. Becky really needs to whitecromanage him.
Taneisha: " Did you just whitecromanage me Susan?!"
2. Jimothy is mouthing off again about how slavery was beneficial to African Americans. Becky really needs to whitecromanage him.
by Polyester.Specter April 5, 2019
An acute disease which doesn't allow Karens to wear masks to public places, followed by chronic asking-to-see-the-manager to complain about their rights being infringed upon.
Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing
Calling cops on black folks for existing
Symptoms may include:
Threatening to sue
Filming the scene on their phones
Posting video on social media
Flat-earth beliefs
MAGA hat-wearing
Calling cops on black folks for existing
Woman demands to speak to the manager after being denied entry to the supermarket without a protective mask during the Covid-19 outbreak, and threatens to sue, which indicates she's suffering from Stage IV Necrotizing Karenitis.
by Polyester.Specter May 21, 2020
Mostly happening to just women, it's when a fart travels forward between the labias, and out past the clitoris, instead of out the ass crack. Basically, a retrograde fart.
Michelle is sitting on the couch, eating ice cream, watching romance movies, and enjoying the feeling of fartogrades tickling her junk as they pass through.
Susan's fartogrades stopped being funny when they pissed off the cat in her lap.
Susan's fartogrades stopped being funny when they pissed off the cat in her lap.
by Polyester.Specter December 11, 2016
Millionaire Steve's family became richfugees, when they got stranded on an island without food, or money.
by Polyester.Specter May 4, 2017
When hate rain downs on you.
I posted a positive blog about Kim Kardashian's ass and a deluge of haterain flooded my post.
I posted a positive blog about Kim Kardashian's ass and a deluge of haterain flooded my post.
by Polyester.Specter November 13, 2014