3 definitions by Jane D’oh!
An angry, pathetic beta male who blames others for his non-existent sex life. Takes his frustration out on women, because he has no self awareness of his own shortcomings. Overvalues himself and thinks he’s a catch, even though most women want nothing to do with him. Does not appreciate or value women, objectifies them and thinks they owe him something. Most incels are narcissists or sociopaths. They have no redeeming, or genuine personal qualities. A lot of them are not well endowed and give off major SDE! Other shortcomings include dumb, unsuccessful, un-masculine, annoying, creepy, broke or low earning, ugly, basic, and just not like able! But it’s other people’s fault they can’t get laid, according to them. They usually treat women like shit and if a woman were to show interest, they would nitpick and reject her (as if they are any better)
Mike thinks it’s everyone else’s fault that he can’t get laid, but it’s really because he’s an incel with a bad attitude!
by Jane D’oh! October 20, 2021
A disease that causes middle aged entitled women to behave like animals when they don’t get their way. If met with resistance from people, the Karenitis will start to develop. Symptoms include dramatic outburst, arguing with strangers about random things that don’t concern them, and asking to speak to ones manager. May also include threats of suing or calling the police. A lifelong virus that can only be cured by public exposure and losing her job.
‘’That crazy older woman has the Karenitis! That is why she blows up in public over things that are none of her business’’
by Jane D’oh! July 24, 2020
An un-masculine, puny male who acts like a catty little bitch. Is annoying and immature and pisses people off to the point where they want to inflict physical harm on him. Is not tough at all, and usually cannot physically fight back or defend himself. Fights back by running his mouth, pestering someone, or by pursuing legal action against them (that’s usually all he can do, since he’s not a tough guy)
‘’He’s such a weasel! That’s why he shouldn’t piss people off, because he can’t properly fight for himself without being a little bitch’’
by Jane D’oh! November 12, 2021