When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.
Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
by AK Daddy July 6, 2016
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When a girl is riding a man during sex and proceeds to spin in a circle while the mans dick is in her vagina. When the man ejaculates he throws the girl off of him like a cork is popped out of a bottle so he doesn’t get her pregnant
My girl and I wanted to try something different this time without getting too kinky so she pulled a Kansas City Cork Pop on me.
by KoolKale99 June 27, 2019
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It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.
I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"
by John Conde June 19, 2023
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a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.
next round of kansas city steamers is on me!
by just_dug January 13, 2022
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The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.
I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.
by Ven-Tyler June 21, 2015
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To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person
Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!
by Asshole Strawboss December 23, 2022
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When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler
Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .
by Kansas boi April 15, 2017
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