9 definitions by John Conde
by John Conde June 19, 2023
A VULA is a Verified Urban Legal Associate. These are people that have been to jail so many times they think that they know the law inside and out as lawyer would, so anytime you get into legal trouble and you cant afford a lawyer so you call a Vula to give you some semi credible legal adice. People that have done serious time like 10 years or more can be considered grand Vula's.
by John Conde May 3, 2023
by John Conde June 19, 2023
George did up a whole 8 ball on the solo tip and was so skidozered that he missed his own birthday party.
by John Conde May 3, 2023
It is a sexual position that is so difficult too explain, just imagine how difficult it is to do. Its so difficult that it. Has reach mythological status and most people doubt its existance entirely.
I told my boy i was doin the kansas city bopper to this chick and he just cut me off mid story like " Just stop it, nobody even knows if the kansas city bopper exists, its like the phantom of the opera a myth"
by John Conde June 19, 2023
by John Conde May 3, 2023
Joey got a tattoo he shouldnt have and when he looked in the mirror he said "Fuck this shit is kaiser huh"
by John Conde May 3, 2023