The result of trying too forcefully to release a fart: a spatter of shit in your pants. Also referred to as a GK. The term is derived from a story read to Calvin by his dad in Calvin and Hobbes.
"Wow Robbie, in trying to impress us with a nice loud fart, you shat in your pants! Gooey kablooie!"
(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.