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The coolest guy in the world and a very attractive gentleman. Has great taste in music, loves trying new things. Does a lot for others and very little for himself, meaning he puts others before himself and he has a big heart. Justino is very charming, has a nice butt and smells really good. He has a charismatic personality and a killer sense of humor. Justino has a smile that attracts girls to him, but he's waiting for the perfect girl to walk down his path. The most amazing quality of Justino, is that he's great in bed. Despite all his very good qualities, he can only see his point of view and talks down to you for having your own opinion. He's not very patient and can be very aggressive when he's mad.
Girl: "You Look Like A Justino"

Guy: "That's Because I Am"

Girl: "Ohmygod, Lets Fuck"
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From Justin To Kelly

A 2003 film that proves the you need absolutely zero talent to make it in hollywood or the music industry. This is commercialism at it's worst.
From Justin To Kelly was so bad, little Billy went blind when watching it.

Justindoingwork 

The best name you can ever be called .
That justindoingwork is such a GOD at LIFE.
Justindoingwork by Justindoingwork September 6, 2011

Justinator 

The perfect boyfriend. Charming, gracious, and incredibly attractive.
The boyfriend superhero.
My baby is a justinator!
Justinator by Manya September 25, 2006

Justincompetent Moment 

An adjective used to describe a person on social media or in real life who makes a fool of themselves while not realizing their mistakes until it’s too late. A person who tries to justify a claim even if it’s wrong. Particularly aims toward people named with the first name Justin.
“ Idiot boy, that’s not how you describe a heart attack. This is truly the pinnacle of a Justincompetent Moment.”

Justinator 

That guy is such a Justinator.
Justinator by Twisted Cheshire September 25, 2006
the coolest kid on the planet.
he is in love with a girl named Melissa
and he is tiiighter than an emo kids pants.
Justino and Melissa are cooler than joo face.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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