A meta-paradigm (religion-of-self) that orients ethics (law) as originative from linear time.

Judaism metastatically argues that SENTIMENT is ontological (lineal) thus delineating an ontology from feeling to ethic.
Judaism argues that sentiment and by contingence law (ethics) emerge from ontology (lineality).
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Someone who believes the Old Testament but not the New Testament and is waiting for their Jesus.
Judaism is the root of Christianity
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So... The Jews believe that when they day they return to God... Which is where they came from... Soooo.... What happens when a non-jew dies? Do I also return to God?

Hym "Because if the answer is 'No' then that would mean that you're made of God energy and I'm not... And, if that's the case, my follow up question would be: what happens to animals when they die? Is.... Is it the same thing?
And as far as Christianity is concerned... Jesus was the intimation of God on Earth... But to the Jews... They already are that... And Jesus was a Jew... So... Jesus wasn't unique in that respect (from the perspective of a Jew).... He was just another one of the things that the Jews already are, inherently... And Christians are supposed to imitate Christ... Who is a Jew.... But they can't ever BE Christ... because then they would be a schizophrenic... They would be a crazy person... So they have to imitate the thing that the Jews already are... Which would make them Christ-adjacent... But still just an imitation... And the Jews are chosen to take back the Holy land... Which is in Israel (physically).... And what do they do after they take it back? Do they rule over it forever?"

Iam "I don't like where this is going. We're going to a real Hitler-y place right now and I don't like it."

Hym "Well... No. Because I don't see how Judaism isn't just some kind of Manichaean racial superiority and world domination cult."

Iam 🤦 "You can't say that."

Hym "Why?"

Iam "Because it's wrong!"

Hym "What determines what's right and what's wrong?"

Iam "God...." 😟

Hym "And what are the Jews?"

Iam "......."

Hym "Are they the thing that becomes God once again when they die? Because that's what the word 'returns' would mean in the context of the proposition I just posited... And the religion IS exclusionary... So there is a difference..."

Iam 😑
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Jewish nation = tribe of Judah not a religion at all but truly God's hand. 11 other tribe's that have been forgotten by Israel. "until he comes to whom it belongs and the obedience of the nation's is his" as it's written maybe then Judaism will see race not religious beliefs. "A kingdom of preist's" the almighty God bless you all when modern accept the TRUTH,LOVE, GOD, BELIEVE, RIGHTEOUSNESS People say to me you choose to be a Jew be sure it's a family that brings God to life. My people have suffered now God delivers they will all say "why did not the father's love for us?" Because it is written chronicles 29:6 "our parents were unfaithful; they did evil in the eyes of our Lord God and forsook him...." "Everyone has turned their own ways" Malichi "did not one God create us all?" "For I wanted Godley offspring" TRUTH is out here.Malichi again Judaism accept this offer peace to the ends of the Earth. Find Elijah down under dressed in white open the door for Elijah let's see where we go the Lord almighty God has ordained it Zion-in Oz man's best friend just woke up. In the name of Elijah, messenger of the Lord almighty God, Hebrew servant of God and the truth..... angel of the Lord seek and you shall find attached everlasting Life insurance, free you from sickness and life here on earth as long as the trees. ONLY if you want to talk about my faith with the Jews and the God of TRUTH "I AM" is his name calling Judaism down under prophet and Jew seek and you shall find
I used to follow Judaism but now I live the truth. Judaism is just a word in the Babylonian language being from the tribe of Israel is not a choice but family.
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Pronounced Joo-Dee-Izum (as opposed to joo-day-izum), Judaism is the first monotheistic religion still around today, and possibly of all time. Unlike many other religions, Judaism doesnt want you to follow The Torah exactly, and gives room for you to live your own life. There are many different forms of Judaism, but there are 4 very big ones:

The first type of jew is orthodox. These jews follow the book very strictly, such as keeping kosher, wearing kippas and lighting shabbat candles; although they still have room to wear normal clothes and appear as normal people.

Second type: Hasidic. Hasidic jews are like orthodox jews who also wear nice clothes, a hat, and have peyes (The Curly Sideburns) usually when a jew is stereotyped in a movie this is how they appear, two famous hasidic jews are The Hebrew Hammer (fictional), and Matisyahu (a Hasidic Jew who raps in the Jamaican style).

The third type is conservative: These jews follow many jewish rules, but do not always keep kosher and wear yarmulkes (another word for kippah). I used to be conservative, but my "temple" was snobby so we found a new one.

The last type is reform: Reform jews are still jews who practice their religion (or at least I do) but have adjusted to the modern world, such as wearing normal clothes, not ALWAYS keeping kosher, and not lighting sabbath candles. I am reform, and enjoy being so because its like having a comfortable recliner.

Despite common beliefs Jews arent really greedy, but we do loves us some bagels (with shmeer)!
1) I am Jewish, so i make good bagels.
2) Hi, I am an Orthodox Jew, so i have to go light my candles now.
3) Hello, I am a Hasidic Jew, I do not mix meat and dairy and I buy food with (U) on it, or if it says Kosher for Passover.
4) Hey, I am a Conservative Jew sometimes i buy stuff that says its kosher, but i enjoy a cheeseburger every once in a while.
5) Yo, I am a Reform Jew, I dont really check to see if things are kosher, because I just eat things that taste good, although sometimes i keep kosher cause i love my religion; I, too enjoy cheeseburgers every once in a while.

6)Im sorry this definition of Judaism took so long, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day, and if you arent Jewish, i hope you enjoy your religion too. :)
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A perk used by Jews in cod especially spm
That kid is using Judaism pro he killed me with a throwing knife
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