A small cloth circle worn on the head by orthodox jews (only men, usually) as sort of a way to show respect and reverence to their God and let everyone else around them know that they are orthodox jews
Put on your yarmulke before you go into temple
A beanie worn by Jewish men to protect their souls from being stolen by Catholics.
Yarmulke is a tin foil hat, only it works against other religions, not the government.
The word yarmulkes,is a plural yiddish version of the hebrew word word kippas. This is a hat worn on the head by jews. Most religous Jews wear it all the time though the one who are less religous where it to Jewish events and at temple.
Mom: Boys, put on your yarmulkes, we're going to temple
Son: Okay, mom
the most magical thing in the world. jews r the luckiest people on earth. they always have magic upon they're head!! they come in many colors. n many fabrics. they rockkkk! every1 envies the yarmulke wearers...
guy 1- "omg look! yarmulkes!"
guy 2- "those people r sooo lucky"
guy 1- "hey they're gettin on the roller coaster with the yarmulkes on. won't they fly off?"
guy 2- "haha nooo way. i saw them go SWIMMING with the yarmulkes earlier"
guy 1- "they didn't go underwater tho, riiiight?"
guy 2- "OF COURSE!!! yarmulkes r not clipped on or glued. they r held on by sumthing much stronger..."
guy 1- "and whats that?"
guy 2- "magic..."
Protective head gear worn by honorary jews
<a jew ponders>
"Should i wear my yarmulke under my baseball hat or over it"
When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he pulls out right before ejaculation, grabs a yarmulke and ejaculates into it, and then puts it on her head. That shit will never fall off during services.
Dude, my girl and I tried out the yarmulke at Beth El, she wore my yarmulke the rest of Shabbat.